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Jurassic Park III

Jurassic Park III

 

Title - Jurassic Park III
My Admission - $4.00
One Line Review - Run Stoopid Human, Run.

 

Review - See stoopid humans.  See stoopid humans make an ass of themselves.  See dinosaurs prey on stoopid humans.  See stoopid humans run.  Run stoopid humans, run!

Repeat the above scenario for approximately 90 minutes.

It's more fun than it may sound but like that Sling Blade guy, it ain't bright.

-m-



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